The local minister had tried for some time to get a
church member to give up drinking and smoking.
The minister did his homework and thought he finally had the
answer. He would approach the church
member with logic and the financial angle to get him to quit smoking and
drinking. That evening he met the man at
his home.
“Hello Bob!” “Hello
reverend.” “Bob, I wanted to try one more time to help you to end your
destructive ways. Bob, how many packs of
cigarettes do you smoke a day?” “Oh
about 3.” Replied Bob. “Ok and how much
alcohol do you drink a day?” “Oh about 8
beers and a fifth of whisky reverend.”
“Well Bob I did some calculations and did you know that
if you took all that money you spend on cigarettes and booze every day and
saved that money instead, why you could be driving a fancy new car and live and
a fine mansion out on the upper West side of town!”
“Well reverend, do you smoke?” “No Bob I don’t.” “Ok then reverend do you drink alcohol?” “No Bob, I never have.” “Well then reverend, where is your fancy new
car and your mansion?”
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