4 men were sitting in their 4 person cube at their
workplace. They were all scotch whisky
enthusiasts and were discussing what they had to drink last night. One said “I had a great 18 year old last
night!” The next one said “oh yes I
enjoyed a fine 21 year old last evening, really superb!” The third man said “I was lucky enough to
have a 25 year old yesterday, outstanding!”
The fourth man said “I am really jealous of you guys all I could find
last night was a 12 year old.” Whereupon
the young woman who had been listening to all this in the next cube rushed in
and threw her coffee at the 4th man and shouted “You are
despicable! You horrible man how could
you abuse a 12 year old girl???” One of
the men shouted, ”Hey calm down we are talking about scotch not women!” To wit the young woman beat a hasty red-faced
retreat. The moral is use caution when
eavesdropping you may not hear what you think you hear.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Monday, October 13, 2014
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman went into a pub and each ordered a pint of Guinness.
Three flies flew in the door and one landed in each of the full pints. The Englishman said "That's disgusting" and turned and walked out the door. The Scot said Ack!! , grabbed the fly, tossed it on the floor and downed the pint. The Irishman grabbed the fly and squeezed it hard saying "spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"
Three flies flew in the door and one landed in each of the full pints. The Englishman said "That's disgusting" and turned and walked out the door. The Scot said Ack!! , grabbed the fly, tossed it on the floor and downed the pint. The Irishman grabbed the fly and squeezed it hard saying "spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"
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